The Day of Johnningtons Revenge

The bleating cries of the stylish little girl scraped across his eardrums, and he shot a glance of shuddering hatred at her equally stylish father. For how dare they, how dare they occupy the park where he had fled to, the better to think clearly.

And clear thinking had become, suddenly, a pressing need, for today would be the day of Johnningtons bloody revenge. A man of sudden fury and terrible violence, he had fled to the hoped for quiet of the little park, to get away from the clamouring temptations of his home, its japanese cutlery and prosumer powertools screaming to be unleashed....

Robot Cannon Kills 9, Wounds 14

Software error? Or a chilling sign of things to come? Or just military hubris gone seriously awry for the umpteenth time in recorded history?

Nonetheless, the title says it all -

Robot Cannon Kills 9, Wounds 14

Ninja Monkey

So, johnnington Scally turner me on to Pan & James, yet another totally ridiculous Japanese tv show, this time featuring a chimp and a bulldog... but still will the obligatory neon graphics..

Anyway, my elevated powers of free association turned japan and chimp into a search for "ninja monkey"...

AND I FUCKING FOUND ONE!!!!



NINJA MONKEY!!!!